Total Medals Earned: 2,835 (From 434 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,145 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/485 points)
Complete 15 waves
Complete 1 quest by making 5 same towers
Build 6 level 5 towers
Complete game
Earn 25000 coins
Complete 30 quests for all towers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/65 points)
Earn the rank of Pyromancer
Defeat the evil boss in level 9
Earn the rank of Chosen One
Earn the rank of Ice Master
Earn a score of 550 or higher on Survival Mode
Medals Earned: 10/16 (130/320 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Medals Earned: 7/16 (45/390 points)
Level Dark Space Complete
Your first unit died
The soldier reached the full improvement
Destroy 50 enemies
3 units have survived
Destroy 200 enemies
Level wet planet Complete
Level hostile space Complete
4 units have survived
Destroy 400 enemies
Level cold planet Complete
5 units have survived
Destroy 600 enemies
6 units have survived
Level magnetic space Complete
Level hellish planet Complete
Medals Earned: 44/54 (365/480 points)
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
buy a computer
have research of 20
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
write 50 books
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 30
have wit of 30
write 100 books
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/235 points)
Kill a police officer
Stab a person on camera
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/490 points)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Get some stone
Retire
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Complete five missions
Bankrupt the company
Beat the game in 15 seconds
Let net worth reach 20M before forcing it back to 0
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.